Yeah, you're all a bunch of pussies.
Wasn't he on the Sopranos?
El Kabong
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Are Posters Here Getting A Bit Thin Skinned?
by rem ini can't believe i'm starting a thread on this after four years of participating on jw discussion boards.
lately there seems to be a band of posters who believe that all opinions must be respected (wtf?).
they believe that any type of criticism or alternate viewpoints constitute an 'attack'.
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El Kabong
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How old were you when you got Baptised?
by El Kabong ini was 13 at the time.
i wanted to get baptised before the end came in 1975. .
back then, 13 was borderline young for baptism, but from what i've been reading, some are now getting baptised as young as 9 or 10. .
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El Kabong
Wow!!!!!! We were all so young when we got baptised. Did we really know what we were getting ourselves into? I guess for a lot of people, the truth and Jehovahs organization was so wonderful, we thought we would be in it forever (Literally).
Oh and BTW, Welcome to the Board EricM
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How old were you when you got Baptised?
by El Kabong ini was 13 at the time.
i wanted to get baptised before the end came in 1975. .
back then, 13 was borderline young for baptism, but from what i've been reading, some are now getting baptised as young as 9 or 10. .
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El Kabong
I was 13 at the time. I wanted to get baptised before the end came in 1975.
Back then, 13 was borderline young for baptism, but from what i've been reading, some are now getting baptised as young as 9 or 10.
How old were you when you got Baptised?
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Ever been on TV?
by Brummie inor do you know anyone thats been on tv?
the year i left the jws i decided to keep a low profile for a while but got asked if i wanted to take part in the birmingham "feed the homeless" plight for christmas.
didnt sound too bad, 'what the eck' i thought, 'stuff the turkeys, i'll do it'.
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El Kabong
Well......It was a beautiful day. I was dating my then girlfriend (now wife) and we were at a festival by a famous river. We stopped by the waterfront for a smooch, and lo and behold, the news TV cameras got us kissing. They used that shot for the weather report that evening. The funny part is EVERYONE in the congregation saw it. We were the talk of the congregation for some time after that for engaging in such inappropriate contact in public.
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Were You Ever Put On Restrictions?
by minimus inas a jw, were you ever put on restrictions?
how did you feel when you were told that a certain "privilege" was being taken from you?
were you given any warning by the elders in charge that what you did merited a removal of some sort?
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El Kabong
I was put on Double Secret Probation once.
What the hell is that?Integ: Watch the movie Animal House.
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Fluff - Funniest Movie Quotes
by El Kabong inwhat do you think are some of the funniest movie quotes ever.
the one's you can hear over and over again and still laugh.
just a couple of mine are from these movies: .
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El Kabong
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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Were You Ever Put On Restrictions?
by minimus inas a jw, were you ever put on restrictions?
how did you feel when you were told that a certain "privilege" was being taken from you?
were you given any warning by the elders in charge that what you did merited a removal of some sort?
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El Kabong
No, but I was put on Double Secret Probation once.
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Weird Beliefs from JWs
by Yizuman inwho has heard some really far out, off the wall, el whacko beliefs from jws over the years??.
here's an example....yesterday a couple of jehopeless witlesses told me that riding my bicycle was the doings of the devil because, since a bicycle can't stand up by itself, it's impossible to ride one without the devil holding you up.
does anybody know what bible verse they use to support this?
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El Kabong
It sounds like the writer was being a bit sarcastic. I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Anybody who ever was a JW would know that is not the way they believe!
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Fluff - Funniest Movie Quotes
by El Kabong inwhat do you think are some of the funniest movie quotes ever.
the one's you can hear over and over again and still laugh.
just a couple of mine are from these movies: .
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El Kabong
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
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Fluff - Funniest Movie Quotes
by El Kabong inwhat do you think are some of the funniest movie quotes ever.
the one's you can hear over and over again and still laugh.
just a couple of mine are from these movies: .
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El Kabong
Mrs Doubtfire: It was a run-by fruiting! I'd check with the disgruntled staff!